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Blueberry sex

Blueberry surprise happens when a woman shoves a handful of blueberries up her vagina, then proceeds to have vaginal sex with an unknowing male participant. After the guy realize the vagina doesn’t feel like a normal vagina, he pulls out, and once doing this the woman pushes all the mushed excess blueberries out and yells surprise!

This can also be known as a Blueberry Milkshake if the guy blows a load while the blue berries are still inside her.

That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again.

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.

Blueberry sex Blueberry surprise happens when a woman shoves a handful of blueberries up her vagina, then proceeds to have vaginal sex with an unknowing male participant. After the guy realize